School Jokes

• teacher- sargam , name one animal in africa
  sargam- lion
  teacher-another animal
  sargam-another lion

• A teacher points a scale to a student and says

  Teacher: At the end of the scale a fool is standing

  Student : Which end Mam?

• Teacher: Class, we will have only half days school this morning.
  Class: Hooray
  Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon