Funny Quotes

• Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society. --- Mark Twain
• I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet. --- Rodney Dangerfield
• In Paris they simply stared when I spoke to them in French; I never did succeed in making those idiots understand their language. --- Mark Twain
• Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it pure ignorance? --- Holbrook Jackson
• I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property." --- Joan Rivers