Funny Quotes

• why did Mr. Bean put his pencil in a glass of Horlicks?
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  Because he wanted his pencil to be taller, stronger and sharper.

• unknown call
  he:hi how r u?
  u have any bf?
  she:yes i have
  he:hey im your brother just wait till i come home
  unknown call
  he:hey u have any bf
  she:no no i dont
  he:hello im your bf
  im not your bf?
  she:no no u are
  he:hey im your brother just wait till i come home

• You cannot fight everyone but you can make everyone die of laughter.

• A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. --- Fred Allen
• If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one? --- Abraham Lincoln